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The first day of school, the teacher asked Xiaoming: "Xiaoming, 1 1 =?" Xiaoming said: "I don't know." The teacher said, "Then you go home and ask your family." Xiaoming asked his mother to ask his mother , Mom is quarreling with others, Xiao Ming asked: "Mom 1 1 =?" Mom said, "Wang Ba egg!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Wang Ba egg; Xiaoming asked his father again, Dad was drinking beer, Xiao Ming asked: "Dad 1 1 =?" Dad said, "Shuang!" Xiaoming knew 1 1 = cool again; Xiaoming asked Grandpa again, Grandpa was watching TV, Xiaoming asked: "Grandpa 1 1 =?" Grandpa said: "Boss Boss!" Xiao Ming knew 1 1 = gangster boss; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing the national anthem: people who did not want to be slaves! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = people who did not want to be slaves when they got up; Xiao Ming went to ask her sister again, and her sister was singing children's rhymes: Little Rabbit obediently opened the door! Xiaoming knew 1 1 = Little Rabbit obediently opened the door. The next day, the teacher asked: "Xiaoming 1 1 =?" Xiao Ming said: "Wang Ba egg." "Pap" Teacher slapped Xiaoming, Xiaoming said, "cool." The teacher said inexplicably, "Who teaches you you Xiaoming said: "Boss boss." The teacher frightened and asked, "What are you doing?" Xiao Ming sang: People who are unwilling to be slaves. The teacher went out of Xiao Mingguan, and Xiaoming sang while knocking on the door: The little rabbit obediently opened the door. The teacher fainted
I to the poster, I feel this cold and cold joke. I give two! It should be too classic!

1, female: wear it!
Male: It's better not to wear it.
women: wear a safe point.
Male: Believe in my technology.
women: Don't let you go if you don't wear it.
Male: Don't wear it like a man.
women: You are annoying! Will it die when wearing a helmet on a motorcycle?

2, A, B, C, Ding, which one is the coolest? ==> Ding (thong)
has worked hard for most of his life, and finally bought a house in the suburbs of Beijing.
The day I paid the money, I was crying with a trembling hand and pulled out my mobile phone to tell my family.
Who boot screen shows: Hebei Mobile is welcome!

The answer: Hubei-Hubei-junior magician three levels 2009-10-21 23: 18

one day in the forest, r in the forest, r,
Suddenly, a big bear appeared from behind you
At this time, when you found it, run the leg and run

A was caught by a bear, and was eaten tragicly ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Is beasts are not as fast as
b running out of the forest, and the bear abandoned chase ---------------------------------------------- N C runs faster than the bear, and throw it off at once ------------------------------------------------------------
I answers: -Lobe newcomer 3rd level 2009-10-21 23: 22

The story of report haha ​​and hee hee
Shopping
The car is here. Knock to death haha ​​
Hee hee crying: Haha, haha, haha, you died

11

The lady, can I let me appreciate your underwear?

The answer: jay_h1218-Lieutenant Level 8 2009-10-22 11: 10

The reporter was a snail .. Fart .. Guess what?
The shell was collapsed? Wrong ..
The answer is ..
, I put a fart and of course go! Otherwise, I still shouted: Hey, everyone came to see, I put a fart!

The answer: Watermelon Stames-Book Tong Grade 2009-10-22 13: 00

The first, a glass and a coffee cup walk on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, on the road, A truck pressed the horn, but why was the glass broken and the coffee cup was not broken? rn　　----------------------------rnrn　　因为咖啡杯有耳朵，玻璃杯没有耳朵(Handle)

The answer: 觊 觊 (-Intern level 2009-10-22 20: 53

The person who listened was B
A: In the past, a long time ago, there was a bear. He was a polar bear. He was boring and super boring. Pulling one, then pulling another, then pulling one, then pulling one, then pulling one, then pulling one, then pulling one, and then pulling One, then pulled another, then pulled one, then pulled one, and then pulled one .....
b was speechless, a little impatient r
: Do you think this story is cold?
B: Not cold
A: But the polar bear feels cold!

friends
did you know why Panasonic is not Sony Qiang? Intersection Intersection

because of Panasonic (afraid of Sony)

The origin of the origin of cold jokes is such a story: the little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I, am I not? A penguin? "" Yeah, of course you are a penguin. "The little penguin asked Dad again," Dad, dad, am I a penguin? "" Yeah, you are a penguin, what's wrong? " But why do I feel so cold? "

This is a bit nonsense, a bit boring, and it is a bit nice, a bit of postmodernism. Modern people talked about the original jokes, and when they were annoying, they came up with these cold things.

Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?

because: really like Dabai

2, a polar bear stays lonely in ice in the ice In a daze, I started to pull my hair to play, one ... two ... three ... the last one was left, he suddenly yelled ................................................................................................................................................................................................................ It's so cold! Intersection …………………

. There are personal like onions, crying when walking

. A day of summer, two bananas go On the road.

The bananas walking in front suddenly felt hot. He said, so hot, I want to take off my clothes.

This Drop.

The banana behind the result fell.

5. There is a hiding cat community. n 6. What is the V finger? What is it? Yes ~~ Hands shaking down, what? What is falling! Hahaha, laughed at me

7. Stretching Four fingers,

?

FOUR,

This four fingers,

is it?

wonderful ~!

8. When a millionaire drove a luxurious extended "Lincoln" car passing through a village, he saw that two beggars on the road were eating grass, and millions of rich men immediately stopped the car.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car, go to my house."

"I still have a wife and two children in my house ..." A beggar muttered Essence

"Calling them 1 rich man pointed to another beggar." And you, call your family also. "

" I have a lot of people in my family, in addition to my wife, there are five children. "Another beggar said.

" It doesn't matter, it's all called, go to 1

. The two beggars and their families got on the car. Extend the car. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so nice, you can invite home from poor people like us."

Millionaires replied: "Nothing, I just returned from abroad. No one has been looking at the house. The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high. You can eat enough.

9. There was a bread on the street. I'm hungry, so I ate myself

The previous marshmallow played for a long time. He said, "So tired, I think I am softened."

10. There was a lamb in the past. One day he went out to play, but he encountered a big gray wolf.

The big gray wolf said, "I want to eat you! Intersection Intersection "

The guess, what's wrong?

This Big Gray Wolf took the lamb

11. ——This communication is difficult.

12, wolf, tiger, and lion who played games will be eliminated? Because: Taotaro (eliminated wolf)

13. When will Chen Shui -bian want to be unified? When buying instant noodles.

14. Why is silkworm baby rich? Because ... silkworms will cocoon (frugal)

15. Which is the most flattelling of the historical figure? Su Wu, because: Suwu Mu Mu Sheyang North Sea (being flat)

16. Xiaoming Xinli was sent to school the next day, the students saw it, and the students saw it. His new hairstyle, laughed: Xiaoming, your head shape is like a kite! Xiao Ming feels very wronged and ran outside and crying ... Crying and crying ... he flew up ...

17. One day, three small pigs built three huts in order to avoid the chase of big gray wolves. The big gray wolf blows out the cottage, wooden house, brick house, and three pigs desperately running, But I was caught up by the big gray wolf. The three little pigs said hopelessly, you look at it. We gave up, what about you. At this time, the big gray wolf laughed and said:

The told me where is the little red hat?

18, stones and rice cakes fight, kick the rice cake into the sea when I get angry ...

The story, in the past, there was a pair of lover for a lifetime, but the boys needed to take military service, so they made an oath with the girl, gave the girl a diamond ring, and promised to meet the girl today three years later. As a wedding ring. After 3 years, the girls have been waiting for boys, but they can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and go away. Girl, but the girl misunderstood the dating place, so she always became a regret. The boy was sad ... After a few years, the boy went out to fish, guess what he caught?

20. The diving athlete's movement is very difficult. He did a turnaround for three and a half weeks after three weeks. There is no TV at home, and the two are boring. We pretend that there is a TV on the table, and then the two pretending to have a remote control in the hand, and can change the table. This bastard is constantly changing the platform. If you do n’t listen, we will get it.

22. A egg goes to the teahouse to drink tea. As a result, it becomes a tea egg; a egg runs to Songhuajiang to swim, and it becomes Songhua Eggs; one egg ran to Shandong, and the result became Lu (braised) eggs; there was an egg without home, and it turned into a wild egg; a egg accidentally fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, and fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, and fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, fell on the road, and fell on the road and fell on the road. On the ground, the result became a missile; there was a chicken The egg ran into the yard of others, and the result became an atomic bomb; a egg ran to the Qinghai -Tibet Plateau, and the result became a hydrogen bomb; a egg was sick, and the result became a bad guy; a egg married, the result changed, the result changed It became a bastard; a egg ran to the river to swim, and the result became a nuclear bomb; a egg ran to the flower, and the result became Huadan; It turned out that he was a knife and horse; there was an egg that was mother, and he was ugly, and the result became a dinosaur egg; one egg was male. His wife adultered to other eggs outside. There is an egg ...

23. In the past, a person was surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai.

The result ...

one day, he was taken away!

24. There was a bird in the past,

. He passes a piece of corn field every day,

but very unfortunate,

N all the corn has become popcorn !!!

In the birds fly over ...

thinking that it is snowing, it will die cold .. .

25. Xiaoming: Have you ever seen the turtle shook your head?

Kangkang shakes his head) No

The idiot said there is

, the idiot said no, the mental retardation does not speak

words ???

Kangkang: ...... .........

26. A reporter wants to visit the Arctic to visit 100 penguins.

He asked what was the first penguin's usual interest? The first penguin said: Eat. Sleep.

The reporter asked what was to fight? The penguin left without saying anything. The reporter wanted to say okay If you do n’t talk about it, do n’t talk about it. What is his usually interesting interest? From visiting the first penguin to the 99th penguin, they usually eat. Sleeping. Playing.

until the 100th penguin.

What are your usual interests?

The 100th penguin: eat.

?

The 100th penguin: Because I am

27, coffee cups and water cups cross the road together. At this time, a grandfather yelled " Be careful, now it's a red light ". But after a while, the coffee cup passed the road smoothly, but the water cup was bumped into the water by the truck. Why? Intersection

key: Because the coffee cup has "ear", the water cup is not ^^
28, the grass boat

Can I borrow the arrow? Mr. Kong Ming? "

Zhuge Liang:" Believe me. "

Lu Su:" But I'm still a little worried ... " R n Zhuge Liang: "No need."

Lu Su: "But, don't you think the ship is getting hotter and hotter?"
n Is there a little hindrance ... Is there anything wrong? "

Lu Su:" Yeah, I am worried that the enemy shoots the rocket ... "

Zhuge Liang:" Hey! Zijing 会 Do you swim? I won't be "

29, all soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... "
n Cao Cao:" Everyone persisted for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and it might be here for a while. "

"

half an hour later -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Is it? Finally, there is a water "

The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "

30, Diao Chan:" …………………… … "

Dong Zhuo:" ……………… "

Lu Bu:" I just want to listen to you a true thing, which one of us two! ? "

Diao Chan:" ……………… "

Dong Zhuo:" ……………… "
n Lu Bu:" Answer I! "

Dong Zhuo:" It's really hard to decide ￣￣￣￣ ""

Lu Bu: "Ren scum ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ ￣￣￣￣ —— According to the exam, the first BL love killing case in Chinese history occurred in the late Eastern Han Dynasty ...

Which one do you like ...
Why are the silkworm babies rich? == > Because it will cocoon (frugal)
2. Why does the little white rabbit marry zebra? ==> Because the rabbit mother said that the tattoo is not a good child
3. When can it be unified? == > When buying instant noodles (uniform instant noodles)
4. What lines do monkeys do not like? ==> Parallel line (because there is no interchange u003Cbanana>)
5. Chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> Because of the chocolate stick
6. What will the shark eat it? ==> It has become mung bean paste
7. What is it into the hospital after the match is burned? ==> Cotton swab
8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==> Step in the sky (falling off the sky in the sky )
9. A pig says, "Come on,", make a food? ==> Chocolate
10. Tudou stabs the buns to be fatal, what's it? ==>
11. What animals love to stick to the wall? ==> Seal (newspaper)
12. Why do fox often wrestle? ==> Because the fox is cunning (foot slippery)
13.4 Person in the house to play mahjong, why is Police who takes 5 people ==> Because the person they beat is called "Mahjong"
14. When do you like to drink soda? ==> When you are lonely ( When you are alone, you will want soda)
15. There is an egg to go to the teahouse to drink tea, how about it later? ==> As a result, it turned into tea eggs
16. There is a male deer, it goes to go Walking, getting faster and faster, how about the end? ==> It has become a highway
17. One day the mung bean suicide jumped off the 5th floor and shed a lot of blood, how about it? ==> It turned into red beans
18. Why wouldn't the aircraft fly so high to hit the stars? ==> Because the stars will flash
19. Corn wants to pursue fashion, get hot, how about the result, how about the result? What? ==> It turned into popcorn
20. What mice walked with two feet? ==> rice mouse
21. What ducks walk with two feet? ==> All ducks are all I walked with two feet (do you want to say Donald Duck)
22. Miss Miss's business is not good now, why? ==> bird flu
3. What kind of person can't come on Stand work? ==> People who have slipped oil cavity (oil guns slip)
24. Is dumplings boys or girls? ==> Boys have foreskin because of the dumplings
25. People wearing golden clothes == > A shock (gold) man
26. A bee is dingling on the calendar ==> Wind (bee) and the sun Li (calendar)
7. Here (bear comes)
28. The phone cannot fall into the toilet ==> The machine must not lose (wet)
29. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep rim ==> One sheep squatting wrong)
30. How to make the sparrow quiet? ==> Press it (the crow is silent)
31. What is the sword of the transparent sword? ==> I can't see (sword)
32. What does the chief of African food people eat? Answer: Eat people, what about the chief? ==> Eat Plants
33. Why is there no dinosaur now? ==> Dinosaurs have been making movies r
34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? ==> It really looks like Dabai
35. There is an egg running to swim in Songhuajiang. How about it? ==> 36. One egg ran to Shandong, how about it? ==> It turned into Lu (braised) eggs
37. There is an egg without home. How about it? ==> It turned into wild eggs
38. A egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How about it? ==> It turned into inverted (guide) bomb
39. One egg ran to the flowers, how about it? ==> It turned into Huadan
40. There was an egg to swim in the Dead Sea, how about it? ==> . Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the seaside to tell jokes. After the joke, they died, why? ==> Because of the tsunami (laughs)
42. Why do n’t the man go out? ==> Because when you go out, you go out. Just change the door
43. Why can't you see the second child of God? ==> Tianji (Tiange) cannot be leaked
44. Why is there only one corner of the iceberg? ==> Because the other horn is being? The Titani broke
45. How to make the ducks not fly away? ==> Put a wing for it (wing difficult to fly)
46. Who has no phone call? ==> Tiaoyi (Seamless Phone)
47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately: "The dull knife is the most lethal", why? ==> Because it is a hammer
48. Why does Chang'e need it? In a hurry to run the moon? ==> Houyi shot for nine days, even if the immortal can't stand it
49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiaohuang, Xiaohong, the four people boarding the plane, I would like to ask who would faint the opportunity Spitting? ==> Little White Rabbit (vomiting)
50. There is a fat man jumping from the high -rise building, what is the result? ==> It became a dead fat man
51. Two people fell into the trap Once, the dead person is called a dead person, what is the name of the living? ==> Help
52. Which one is the worst of rubber, tiger skin, lion skin? ==> Astronomical (rubber difference)
53 What are you afraid of cloth and paper? ==> No (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) in case of
54. The guest who appeared below is the pride of our Chinese man, a singer, you guess it is Who? ==> Ancient Giant Chicken
55. Which song lyrics have "Li Yan"? ==> The moon represents my heart (how deep Li I love you)
56. Harry Why does Potter live in the bulbs? ==> Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)
57. What Kirin is the best? ==> Ice cream
58. What Kirin runs the fastest? ==> Michelin
59. The cause of constipation (hit a foreign star name) ==> Stallon (shit is too strong)
60. City and the countryside, the river in that place is relatively urgent? == > The countryside, because the rural river is too urgent (why is it too urgent)
61. A, B, C, D, Wu, Ji, Geng, Xin, the coolest word? ==> Ding (thong pants pants pants )
62. There is a room, where the pigeons will hide there ==> I hide your song (pigeon) on the roof
63. What should I do at 12 pm? ==> , Because the feet of the Buddha at the time of Lin (zero)
64.Police, hooligan, soldiers, that person is the thinner? ==> Rogue (Rogue Professor-thinner)
65. There is an idiot sitting on a plane, removed the toilet on the plane and throw it out, guess why? = => Because he is an idiot
66. How many brothers have Aladdin? ==> Three (Araja, Ala Yi, Alabi)
67. A group of eunuchs are chatting, guessing a idiom == > Nonsense (talk without chicken)
68. How much is a heart worth? ==> 100 million (one heart)
69. The sun, the moon, the stars are dumb? ==> Stars (The stars in the sky do not speak-Lu Binghua)
69. What is the surname of the pencil? ==> Xiao, cut (Xiao) pencil
70. What color can the most imitate? Red (mill) imitation
71. Who will help you add food after eating? ==> Flying Dragon, because the Dragon adds
72. A puppy traveled in the desert, but the result was dead. How did he die? ? ==> He was stunned, because there was no electric pole rod urine in the desert
A puppy traveled in the desert and found the electric pole. The pole is posted on "No urine here"
. A puppy traveled in the desert and found the electric pole. There was nothing posted on it. I didn't wait for the
The puppy traveled in the desert, found the telephone pole, there was no thing on it, and the queue was arranged. MM, he is embarrassed
73. Who played the game will be eliminated when playing the game? ==> Wolf, because-Tomaro (eliminated wolf)
74. Which is the most flattener of historical figures? ==> Suwu Mu Sheyang North Sea (was flat)
75. Which character runs the fastest in history? ==> Cao Cao
76. The car will fly, please guess a drink ==> coffee coffee (Car fly)
77. There is a steamed bun and a meatballs before, how about eating meatballs? ==> Change the bun

78. Who gives the love water? == > Ah ("Ah, give me a glass of forgetful water")
79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water. The black cat rescued it. What did you say to the black cat? ==> Meow
80. Xiaoming's grandfather brushed his teeth while singing, why? ==> brush the fake teeth
81. How many stars are there? => Starbucks Starbucks)
82.tw is part of China (hitting a Chinese herbal medicine name) ==> Angelica
83. Jade Emperor sprayed (hit a city name) ==> Tianjin
84. Why does the geese fly to the south autumn? ==> If you go too slowly
85. farmers raising 10 cows, only 19 horn, for What? ==> There is a rhino
86. Fat is a well -known diving athlete, but one day he stood on the springboard, but did not dare to jump down. Why? ==> Because there is no following below Water
87. A taxi drove normally on the highway, but did not violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a police. Why? ==> Police No wings? ==> Tianji
89. What is not spending and comfortable? ==> Sleep
90. What are the products of the validity date from the day of the manufacturing date? = => Newspaper
91. What books are not available in the bookstore? ==> Settlement Book
92. The best -selling book? ==> Female Secretary
93. Spider fell in love with butterflies, butterflies But I rejected it, why? ==> My mother said that it was not good people who mixed online all day
94. Panda loves the deer deeply, but was rejected when expressing love. Why? ==> Little Deer said timidly: My mother said, my mother wearing sunglasses is bad teenagers
95. Who did not participate in the zoo? ==> Lion (because the lion "lost" to contact)
96. The fat man takes the sedan (the name of the place) ==> Yugoslav (difficult to die)
97. Go to the toilet (hit a Hong Kong female artist The name) ==> Mo Wenwei (Reason: Mo Wenwei)
98. Who will shed tears when he listened to his mother? ==> Grandpa (Ye Ye) thinks of mother's words, sparkling tears
99. There are two bees in love, but then the mother bee marrys the spider? ==> Because this female bee fell in love with the Internet
100. It is better during the day, sad at night (one building) == > Duguqiao
101. Which star is stuttered in the performing arts circle? ==> Fan Weiqi (because ... Fan Weiqi: "Hello everyone, I am Fan Fan Weiqi")
102: If there is a car, Xiao Ming is a driver and Xiaohong is a passenger. So who is this car? ==> "If"! "If" there is a car
103: What did Kirin become the Arctic? ==> Ice Kirin (Bing Bullying)!
104: McDonald's and KFC, which one is older? ==> KFC! Because KFC's image is Grandpa, McDonald's is an uncle. Essence

The answer: Blue Songhua River-Base III 2009-10-28 14: 46

. Why is the silkworm baby rich? ==> Because it will end Cocoon (frugal)
2. Why does the little white rabbit marry zebra? ==> Because the rabbit mother said that tattoo is not a good child
3. When can it be unified? ==> When buying instant noodles, (Uniform instant noodles)
4. What lines do monkeys do not like? ==> Parallel line (because there is no interchange u003Cbanana>)
5. Chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> Because chocolates Baseball
6. What will happen to the shark? ==> It has become mung bean paste
7. What is it into the hospital after the match is burned? ==> cotton swab n 8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==> During the death (a sister Lin fell in the sky)
9. A pig said, "Come on", make a food? ==> Zhu Gu force
10. Potato stabbed the buns to be fatal, how about it? ==> It turned into a bean paste (kill) bag
11. What animals love to stick to the wall? ==> Seal (newspaper)
12 Why does the fox often wrestle? ==> Because the fox is very cunning (slippery foot)
13.4 Person in the house to play mahjong, why is Police who takes 5 people ==> Because the people they beat are called "Mahjong"
14. When do you like to drink soda? ==> When you are alone (when you are alone, you will want soda)
15. There is an egg to go to the teahouse to drink tea, how about it? => As a result, it turned into tea eggs
16. There is a male deer that walks, the faster and faster, how about it? ==> It has become a highway
17. One day the mung bean suicide jumped out of the 5th floor and flowed a lot of blood. How about it? ==> It turned into red beans
18. Why would the plane fly so high to hit the stars? ==> Because the stars It will flash
19. Corn wants to pursue fashion, and go to the hot head. What is the result? ==> It becomes popcorn
. What mice are walking with two feet? ==> rice Mouse
21. What ducks walk with two feet? ==> All ducks walk with two feet (do you want to say Donald Duck)
2. Miss Miss's business is not good now. Do, why? ==> avian influenza
23. What kind of people can't work at the gas station? ==> Persons with a smooth tone of the oil cavity (the oil gun slipped)
24. Is the dumplings boys or girls? => Boys have foreskin because of the dumplings
25. People wearing golden clothes ==> A shock (gold) person
26. A bee is dingling on the calendar ==> Wind (bee) He Ri Li (Calendar)
27. A bear came to ==> There are prepared (bears)
28. The mobile phone cannot fall into the toilet ==> The machine must not lose (wet)
29. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep rim ==> suppressing the frustration (one sheep squatting wrong)
30. How to make the sparrow quiet? ==> Press it (the crow is silent)
31. What is the sword of the transparent sword? ==> I can't see (sword)
32. African food people clan What do the chiefs eat, Answer: Eat people, what about the chief? ==> Eat the vegetative
33. Why is there no dinosaur now? ==> Dinosaurs went to make a movie
34. Xiaobai is very Like his brother, do you know why? ==> It ’s really like Dabai
35. There is an egg running to the Songhuajiang swimming, how about it? ==> It turned into Songhua egg
36. There is an egg After running to Shandong, how? ==> It became Lu (braised)
37. There is an egg without home, how about it? ==> An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, how about it? ==> It turned into a inverted (guide) bomb
39. There was an egg running in the flower bus, how about? ==? > It turned into Huadan
40. There was an egg to swim in the Dead Sea, how about it? ==> It turned into a salted egg Superman
41. Xiao Ming and Xiaohua went to the seaside competition to tell a joke, after the joke was finished, , They died, why? ==> Because of the tsunami (laughs)
42. Why does the man go out? ==> Because it is a foreign man when he goes out
43. Why can't you see you can see it God's second child? ==> Sky (Tianshis) cannot be leaked
44. Why has the iceberg only have one corner? ==> Because the other horn was broken by the Titani Ducks do n’t fly away? ==> Put a wing for it (winged hard)
46. Who has no phone call? ==> Tiaoyi (Seamless Phone)
47. Said: "The dull knife is the most lethal." Why? ==> Because it is a hammer
48. Why should Chang'e rush to the moon? ==> Houyi shot for nine days, he Even if he is a god, he can't stand it
49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiaohuang, Xiaohong, who will have a plane, who will faint the opportunity to vomit? ==> Little White Rabbit 50. There is a fat man jumping from the high -rise building, what is the result? ==> It became a dead fat man
51. Two people fell into the trap. > Help
52. Which of the most bad one in rubber, tiger skin, lion skin? ==> Oak rubbing (rubber difference)
53. What are the fear of cloth and paper? ==> No (cloth) Afraid Ten thousand, only (paper) in case
54. The guest who appeared below is the pride of our Chinese man, it is a singer, you guess who is? ==> Ancient giant chickens
55. Where There is a song lyrics "Li Yan"? ==> The moon represents my heart (how deep Li Yan I love you)
56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? ==> Because Harribot is a wizard (tungsten Silk)
57. What Kirin is the best? ==> Ice cream
58. What Kirin runs the fastest? ==> Michelin
59. The cause of constipation (hit a foreign star name ) ==> Steel Long (shit is too strong)
60. The river and the countryside, the rivers in that place are relatively urgent? ==> The countryside, because the rural river is too anxious (why is it too urgent)
61 . A, B, C, D, Wu, Wu, Ji, Geng, Xin, which one is the coolest? ==> Ding (thong)

`` Junior High School has a good relationship with a girl
one day, `` I forgot why I scolded it
I said: You are a J woman
. You are a J woman! "
I did not expect her to say that I can't forget my life
. She said: You fucking is a Pike r
A classmate took two oranges in the refrigerator and asked a daughter: Are you going to eat big or small?
Mi woman quickly answered: Big! And with a thunderbolt, he took the small orange that had been smaller ...
The student was extremely depressed and said: Are you not big?

In the evening, a man and a woman took a bus 390 home. Drive a car and could not see whether it was 340 or 390,
The them went up when they saw the time. A woman was not sure, let a man ask the driver, and a man asked.
In the car driving, I don't know where to drive ... I had to return to the original road. A woman asked a man, have you ever asked the driver?
The man said innocently: "I asked the driver to drive this car, and the driver said."

Is when he was a soldier, he fell in when the kitchen was brushed into the pot. ....

It today to eat dragon fruit .... A question that has not been confirmed from small to large ... finally said from my mouth
: I ask colleagues. Fire Dragon. Why is there sesame seeds in the fruit ??? No wonder the black sesame is expensive. It turned out to be made from the dragon fruit ...
. Next, everyone is very quiet. Then a laughter

Once the team played the ball to drink, I drank a little bit. The team buddy looked for me and said, come, you extend five fingers,
Count with me, one or two, two, three, four.
What, how do I feel that I have one less finger, and everyone else laughed. I was still mumbled.