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2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car passes by One of them was too late to be flattened, and the other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato with a smile: dig hahaha, tomato sauce ...
3. Big Gray Wolf said: "I want to eat you!! ! "Guess, what's wrong?
This Big Gray Wolf ate the lamb.
4. Stone and rice cakes fight, the stone flew into the sea and kicked the rice cake into the sea ...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ssosoga. Settlement for a lifetime, but the boys need to take military service, and they made an oath with the girl and gave the girl a diamond ring. They promised to meet the girl today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as a wedding ring. Three years have passed. The girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't wait. She is too sad. She is desperate to throw the diamond ring into the sea and walk away in the country. However, the boy has always been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstand After the dating place, I always became a regret. The boy was sad ... After a few years, the boy went fishing and guess what he caught?
year cake !!!
5. Dumpling is the dumplings. Boys are still girls
The answer Boys have foreskin because dumplings have foreskin
6. There is a duck called Xiaohuang. One day he was hit by a car, and he yelled, "Oh!" From then on, he became a small cucumber. It's !!
7. The match stick suddenly felt itchy, so he stretched his hands and scratched himself ...
8. There was a bird in the past. After a piece of corn field
, but unfortunately
one day the corn field had a fire
All corn turned into popcorn
R n thought it was snowing, and it was cold ...
9. When will Taiwan want to be unified?
Is when buying instant noodles
10. A pine and Abai have nothing to chat with each other.
A Song: "Recalling children's time, the happiest is Children's Day."
Aba: "After ten years is Youth Day."
Ason The year is Father's Day. "
Abai:" It's the Old Man's Day in more than decades. "
Aatong:" Another decades. "
Abai:" Qingming "
11. The soldiers:" thirst ... thirst ... "
Cao Cao:" Everyone persist for a while! I used to go to this place, remember that there was a Merlin nearby, and then walked for a while for a while for a while. Maybe it is "
The soldiers:" Oh, there are plums to eat ￣￣￣ "
half an hour later -Cao Ren:" Lord! The expedition found a lot Water source! "
Cao Cao:" Hahahaha, do you hear it? Finally, there is water drinking "
The soldiers:" Don't go ... must find plums ... "12. A girl lost love, I persuaded her: "The toad with two legs is not easy to find, there are men with three legs!"
13. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I silly child?" Dad said, " Silly child, why are you a silly child? "
14. A three -point steak and a 5 -point steak met on the street. Why did they say hello? (Suppose they can speak)
because of …………………… ..
because of ..........................
Because they are not familiar with it ~~~~~~~~
15. Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: The crow is silent (silent).
16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the electric pole, and then asked him: "Say, do you get it?" In a word of the enemy, he was killed by electricity ...
He said, "I am from electricity!"
17. A: "I take you to a place where all girls do not wear bras."
: "Really? Where is it? Take me soon!"
: "Just in the kindergarten next door!"
. The audience, asked, "Which hostess do you admire the most in your mind?" The audience said, "It's you." Wang Xiaoya asked: "Why do you say this?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like Yang Lan!"
19. Do you know what color is Spider -Man?
red, wrong!
is white
does not believe you read the English of Spider -Man: Spider Man (a white man)
. Why does Xiao Ming fall?
Please think twice ... ……………………………………
because the floor is slippery
21. After a group of animals open the party, they rush into 7-11 convenience stores to buy things. After coming out, I stayed alone in the store. Why?
The convenience store is not snoring for 24 hours ..................
2. The glass and coffee cup cross the road. Suddenly someone shouted: The car is coming!
This cup was hit by the car, but the coffee cup was okay. Why?
The coffee cup has ears!
23. One horse said that our company launched a new product, Fart 3, referred to as MP3 ...
24. I hate two people most:

The second is black;
is unknown!
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6. The accuracy of earthquake prediction accuracy has indeed improved a lot. The second word is only two words: prediction in "Heilongjiang", but the result is "Jiujiang"!
27. Zhang Liangying said: "The worship of my fans said -the idol of Ido"
He Jie said, "The worship of my fans said -the idol is called Jie"
Zhou Bichang said: "The worship of my fans said — the idol is called Chang"
Li Yuchun said, "You talk, I'll go first!"
28 .. Five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe proposed: Let's give ourselves a nickname, my name is "Bawa"!
Crystal: Then I am called "Crystal Wa"!
Huanhuan: My name is "Huanwa"!
Nini: My name is "Nava"!
stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do, go first ...
In said that in 2058, five Fuwa gathered together to chat.
Belbe: Let's talk about our nickname, people respect me very much, call me "Beiye"!
I Huanhuan: People call me "Huanye"!
Nini: People call me "Ni Ye"!
Welcoming: People call me "Ying Ye"!
n, Jingjing stood up and said: You talk, I have something to do ...
29. The severe winter is here. I turned back to my childhood! Intersection Intersection
30. The celery walked, and suddenly felt that the stomach was painful, and then he said "卟", what did you say? (Dishes) What color is dung ???????
Answer: yellow
because: Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)
31. There is a fat man ....
From two Jump down on the top of the tenth floor ....
The results have become ...
dead fat man !!
32. There were bread in the past, and it felt hungry. R n Once there was a cup of beer, it felt thirsty, so I drank itself ..
. There was a virgin in the past. She felt tired and fell asleep. Who is
is peanuts because of peanuts ~~~
34. Who among ancient characters is a white -collar worker?
Meng's mother three moves (thousand)
35. Zhang Fei: "Old thief leaves!"
Yan Yan: "Eye thief! Destin the horse!"
"Two thieves listen ~~~ You have been surrounded ~~~ Put down the weapon ..."
36. How did the ant fall off from the Himalayas?
dead. Because it is too light ~ so it takes a long time to float ...
37. The most KB diary in the world
Old bear is about to write a diary and find that the diary has been used up. , But at twelve o'clock in the evening. But he was still riding on a bicycle on the dark street. After looking for a long time, he finally found a bookstore and went in. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money.
The boss said with a low voice: "This is imported, the pricing costs 70 yuan ..."
The old bear said: "So expensive, but I only have 50 yuan out."
The boss said, "It's okay, even if you are 50 yuan."
The old bear said happily: "Thank you boss."
Don't open the last page, otherwise it will happen very kb. Don't blame me without reminding you at that time! "
The old bear said," Well, I know. "
old bear I bought the diary home, and he removed the package and placed it on the table in front of the window in the room. At this time, he wanted to take a bath first and then come out to write a diary ...
After taking a shower, the old bear found that the window in front of the desk was opened. On the last page, the old bear stepped forward to stop, but it was too late. The last page was blown away by the wind
KB happened ... I saw the old bear screamed because he saw it The last page reads:
(Please pull down)
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continue to pull ...
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A, finally pull a little ...
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The last page reads-pricing: 3 yuan

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5. The father told his son to tell his son:" Uncle called Xiaoyang to cut firewood. I did not expect Xiaoyang to cut off the uncle's favorite peach tree. Do you know why? "The son replied:" Maybe because Xiaoyang still holds an ax in his hand. So he dare not scold him
6. The doctor asked the patient how to fracture. The sand, just holding the electric pole to shake the shoes, I shake it ... Someone thought I was an electric shock, so I picked up the wooden stick and gave me two sticks. Three criminal suspects of trial A, B, and C,
The judge said to A: "Is things stole? Intersection "
B:" Not "
The judge was furious:" I didn't ask you. "
The said:" I didn't say anything either. "
8. The last bus
night, the last bus, a white woman in the last row.
Looking back, people sit there.
continue to open and look at the rearview mirror. n Suspicious brakes, the woman slowly came to her hair messy, her face was full of blood, and she said with a low voice:
"The old lady has hatred with you?" As soon as you take your shoe, you will brake them when you take it. "
9. Knowing his own person
The group of professors was invited to board an airplane.
After sitting, they were told that the plane was designed by their students. , Professor has got off the plane.
has only one professor sitting there.
Someone asked him why he didn't hurry up. He said, "Rest assured, this plane can't fly at all. "
10. The teacher who cares about the students
One day, when the math teacher said," classmates, the entrance examination is coming soon. " In order to allow everyone to take good results, I went to the bookstore to find a very good tutoring information last night. Many of the contents above were the content of the middle school entrance examination in the past few years. I suggest ... "
has not finished saying , Interrupted by a male voice: "Don't say so much nonsense, open a price! "
11. I didn't bring a book
The school style of my classmates is not very strong, and no one came to class at the end of the expiration. Go up.
This, the classroom that can accommodate 100 people has come alone. The teacher sees his spirit of learning so well and said that my classmates can draw you! It was my classmate's sentence: "Teacher, I didn't bring a book. "
12. Playing vegetables
In the cafeteria, student A said to student B:
" New semester and new weather. The amount of today's dishes is obviously more than before, and the opinions we mentioned finally valued. "
The student B patted his shoulder and said," Don't think too much. The master took two months leave and his hands were a bit born. " "
13. I can only demonstrate once
The instructors of Iraq's suicide bomb training camp, saying to the new guy who entered the camp:
" Everyone, pay attention, I only demonstrate this stuff once! "
1 14. Cake can't waste salt
” Last night, I went to the following strip to eat. I don't want to waste, put my brain with my hands and put it in the pot ...
15. I am all!
The phone of Xiaoming's family one day rang, Xiao Ming immediately picked up the phone and said:
"You you you Okay, this is the phone message, please leave a message after you hear it. "
. The other end of the phone did not respond for a long time. Xiaoming said angrily," I'm all, why don't you speak yet! " "
16. Those who can sleep
These days of the college entrance examination, everyone knows
It just watching the status of a god send on Weibo just now: I wipe it, get up late, prepare for the next year, prepare for the next year Repeat it.
The people who can sleep can not afford to hurt.
17. 啐 You have a stinky shit
The once quarreled with classmates.
. As soon as I was in a hurry, I came here: "I have a stinky shit. "
This after listening to me for a few seconds, it really doesn't make noisy.

18. I hope others say
What do you want others to say? "
said:" I hope others say that I am a Gu family. "
The other person said," I hope others say I am helpful. "
The third person said:" I hope others say, ‘Over, he seems to be moving! ‘
19. The door that cannot be opened
Patients:" Doctor, I always dream of the same nightmare recently, what's the matter? "
Doctor:" What do you dream about? " "
The patient:" I always dreamed that I came to a door, so I pushed it, but I couldn't push it! " "
Doctor:" What's on the door? "
The patient:" There is a 'pull' word ... "
20. Good and bad learning
[Before the exam] The good children said," I went to the exam Intersection ", Said badly," I'll go! " Exam! "
21. Holding my hand
This chief asked the death prisoner sitting in an electric chair before the sentence:" Do you have any requirements? " "
The death prisoner:" I just hope you can hold my hand when you are executing, making me a little better. "

[After the exam] The children who have studied well said," I'm finished! ", Said badly," I rely on! " It's over! "
21. This lesson cannot be attended
The first school after the winter vacation, 80%of the students in the second grade class in elementary school are doing their own business.
What to do! This lesson can't be taken. "
. A classmate calmly raised his hand:" Teacher me, do I fire it? " "
The teacher said casually:" casually. "
The student took out a firecracker from his schoolbag and crackled up in the classroom ...
2.
"Dad is very angry:" The next test is low, don't call my dad! "The son came back the next day:" Sorry, brother! "
23.
This Chinese leaders and American leaders are more loyal than whose bodyguard. American leaders ordered the bodyguard to jump down from the 10th floor. The bodyguard kneeled down and said," Don't, I still have family. "So the US President was softened. The Chinese leader ordered the bodyguard to jump down, and the Chinese bodyguard would jump without saying a word. The US President was scared to pull him quickly. Chinese bodyguard said," Don't, I still have family members. "
24.
Teacher:" Nobita, the teacher gives you 90 yuan, you go to borrow 10 yuan from the fat tiger, so how much does you have? "
Nobita:" 0 yuan. "
" Teacher: "You don't understand mathematics at all!" "
Nobita:" You don't understand the fat tiger at all! Intersection Intersection "
25.
The patients in the intensive care unit in a hospital always died around 11 o'clock on Sunday, which puzzled the doctors and even thought it was a spiritual event. The reason. By Sunday, the clock had just knocked on eleven o'clock. Through the monitor, the cleaner cleaned on Sunday entered the intensive care unit, unplugged the life maintenance system wire plug, then inserted into the vacuum cleaner plug, and started to start. Cleaning...

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The eight -year -old son asked her husband: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I do n’t know. Son: stupid, surname Wu, nothing wrong (Wu Shishengfei) I do n’t know. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's surname? His husband thinks for a long time, and slap his mind: The surname is provoked, the son laughed: Stupid! Surname Zhang! You do n’t have your dad's surname ~

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